S4E9: A Deep Dive into The Boy in the River, Best Bitch Slap Award, and Testing the Tangerine Theory
Dec 25, 2019
Jughead
Presents this Baxter Bros novel - The Boy in the River - to his class and immediately wins the contest. Brad McFuck face is pissed. Even after Jug was a dickhead to Dupont, he somehow wins
Chuck tracks down FP Sr Sr who has a PO box in seaside and comes in from the forest. FP Sr Sr admits that he is probably a...
Dec 18, 2019
I love Gina Torres. If she turns out to be evil I don’t know how I will handle my emotions. But is Mrs Grumble in on it? Is she working with Honey to turn up the pressure? Is she part of the group that is killing writers?
Tessa Leigh Williams wrote this episode and for that I owe her my first born child.
Case 65b -...
Dec 5, 2019
I have said it before and I will say it again: Toni is way too cool for this Blossom weirdness but then Toni wheels in Jason carrying dessert and suddenly the Blossoms are less willing to commit Cheryl to an asylum??
Meanwhile over at Stonehill Prep
Betty steps off the train and right on to Jugheads dick. Bughead...
Nov 27, 2019
Damn you Demon Doll
Cheryl has been missing school, and I can’t say this enough times: Toni needs to get out. She drowns the doll and it still won’t stop.
Two relatives Buford and whatshername are sniffing around and want Cheryl to sell the business and the house. The Uncle discovers the Bloated Corpse of Jason and...
Nov 20, 2019
This episode was accidentally sponsored by Tana's French's Fan Club as Caitlin rehashes in a true Jughead fashion the plots of two books that are in no way connected to this episode
The episode
Archie is being a little shit and the only hero in his plotline is the woman who pepper sprayed him. Love that we call this...