Aug 14, 2019
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5 buses take the kids into the mountains but get dropped back off (where did the drivers go)
Mrs President makes everyone meet up at the middle of the night only to send everyone home again. Dbag1 (?) throws a rager, and the two guys from before notice the graffiti is gone, the rager spills into the church. Big Eyes tries to kiss BFF who is not thrilled and Nice Girl 1 breaks it off with Dbag1 because he is all over Random Girl 5. Ginger tries to get Camera Girl to join the party but shes not interested and Dbag 2 grabs Ballerina’s arm in a way that screams Domestic Violence
Two More Random Kids discover there is no cell service or wifi, they can only call or text each other. Shy Girl 4 mentions her mom was a hoarder/agoraphob so she knows her mother didn’t just leave
Dbag2 freaks everyone out and the teens go into a mass panic at the grocery store. Foster and Big Eyes have a truce but like Big Eyes, you can do better than this. Ballerina is hoarding carrots, new name to be Rabbit and Big Eyes give a long speech about how her sister is the protagonist which is a misdirection but also why this speech about boats??
Mrs President has a meeting at the church, she wants to share and vote on things. DBag 1 thinks its dumb, theres some coin flipping and then DBag2 walks in with a mother fucking gun. Mrs President tells him to straight up shoot her and Dbag 2 laughs and then FUCKING HARRY AKA DBAG1 LEAVES WITH HIM, absolutely not. But before they can actually leave...
Storyline of the bra that almost held up
We first meet Tits when her mother tells her to cover up, and the second her mother is vanished into the void, those tits come out to play. She is crushing hard on one of the adventure scouts but gets bitten by a snake and fucking dies. One of the adventure scouts, could this be American Graffiti? Who knows, tries to help her and then gives up because she is allergic to snakes so it's not just the venom and they carry her dead body back to the town. RIP Tits. They round up some hunks to bury her corpse before it gets stinky.