Jan 23, 2020
Rabbit done fucked up. Everyone starts eating her pie and she panics and eats a good third of the pie
This improv troupe is a crime, don’t get me started on improv and The artist formally known as Marilyn Manson now to be known as Kathy Griffin, take it a little too far with an attack on Big Eyes’ rules and Madam President’s death.
Big Eyes is royally pissed but knows she can’t bring in Kathy Griffin, she then starts vomiting up her will to live. Also Will is no where to be found because he is getting lost in Alien Face’s face hole.
People are streaming into the clinic where Doctor Alien Face is giving everyone pedialyte. MacGyver and Alien Face place a life saving IV into Rabbit. This show is definitely not Greys Anatomy level of medical. Rabbit is prepared for death and has Mary Magdalene pray over her but the bad news is that Rabbit makes it and now has to live with her crimes #verysad
Meanwhile across the clinic, Preggers is having some pregnancy problems and Ginger forgot to tell Alan Rickman about his baby. This whole thing is so dumb. Just tell Alan Rickman that Preggers knows this is a sham wedding situation and fucking tell Preggers you met a guy, literally no one has to be upset. Being a father doesn’t stop you from being with Alan Rickman. Of Course Alan Rickman gets the wrong idea and flips out. Or tell him Sam isn’t the bio dad
MacGyver puts on his CSI:New Ham hat and tries to uncover what made everyone sick, they hit up the usual suspects: Money Bags, CNS, and a new suspect Kathy Griffin, who I don’t think should be on that list besides her improv technique she hasn’t done anything suspicious
CNS covers for Rabbit, and is honestly impressed that she tried to kill him.
Kathy Griffin is brought in for questioning, and gets her period in the wine cellar, the boys stay and watch her change, which is not great guys, like thats fucked, she isn’t even a real suspect, very stanford prison experiment
Dr. Alien Face is upset that after their sexcapade Will stuck by Big Eyes the whole night but girl you are better than these boys, find a new dude. But nope, she helps Will process his feeeeeelings and then goes to Money Bags to get him out of his depression bed. Dr. Alien Face deserves better
Kathy Griffin confronts Big Eyes about being treated inhumanely (going to side with Kathy on this one) and Big Eyes tells her to get over it. Which yeah Big Eyes killed someone but also being a leader means listening and you know “theres a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women” etc. Big Eyes announces there will be a mayor race and allows Will into her bed for the night- just cuddles for now.