Dec 7, 2018
Continuing everyone's favorite game here on Riverdale: Plot or Not? Biff and Cal: “Bitch shut uuUup!” Jug and Arch happen upon a farm house. Half naked and all his EASILY IDENTIFIABLE TRAITS out in the open Archie moves bails of hay while Jughead goes into town to take photos where he runs into a bunch of tweens who are deep into meth/fizzle rock and G&G. Of course Hiram arrives and Archie has his monthly murdery feelings but Jughead talks him down and they escape. Veronica and Reggie: “You sweet sweet baby dumb dumb” Vee needs money and decides to go back to her criminal upbringing with a gambling night. Elio is winning the poker night but then Vee does a hand and wins it all back. It was a double cross planned by Hiram. Veronica ranks in the dough but it is a one trick pony, it isn’t going to bring in steady business. I can not with the Lodge family anymore. Betty and Ethel: “NoooOoooOOoOOOoOoooPE!” All the patients are given Fizzle Rock, Betty throws hers in the trash - the fact she doesn’t flush them means she is no longer allowed to be called smart anymore- but wait Ethel is her new roommate. In the medical wing Betty finds proof that she is being dosed because of instruction by HL (probs Hiram). There's a lot of running around and then some breaking Betty's will to live and now she's praying to the Gargoyle King like everyone else. Does Alice know about Sisters? Is Hiram behind the farm? Is Sisters being used as a test lab for Fizzle Rocks? Who gave young Hiram the Fizzle Rock in the first place? Catch us on all the bullshits Instagram @swimminginsweetwater or Twitter @swimsweetwater and we are on iTunes, GooglePlay, Stitcher, and Soundcloud. Rate Review Subscribe