Dec 14, 2018
Jughead and Archie arrive at the junkyard to Gladys and JB who cooks a pig on a spit, over an open fame and listens quietly. Penny shows up and is either murdered by Mrs Jones or somehow involved in a double cross? Fred shows up to say goodbye because somehow 16 year olds get to just run away to Canada and you just as a good dad let them? And give them a dog? WHAT? Back in Riverdale Proper, hopefully NY but honestly not sure, the Vixens have a seizure. Hiram tells Veronica that she is hot shit but she can’t stop what will happen next. Cue text alerts and air raid sirens. ALSO IS THE GOVERNOR RELATED TO DILTON? (edit he is not, it is Gov Dooley not Doiley but very similar name, Plot or Not?) Then at SoQM, possible inside or outside town limits of Riverdale, Betty finally woke the fuck up and her hair is looking fabulous. She and Ethel get the other patients to leave but they don’t want to until Betty dresses up as the Griffon Queen and leads them out of Sisters. Some leftover questions: Can we trust Gladys? Is Penny really dead? Who took the Game out of Sisters? Why didn’t Alice or Polly get the G&G treatment? How old is Penny? Why has Hiram stopped worrying about killing Jughead? Was the pancake mix jingle jangle? Fizzle Rocks? Or a different drug? And why was it delivered to Greendale? When did the Serpents stop working for the Blossoms? Catch us on Instagram @swimminginsweetwater and Twitter @swimsweetwater and please Rate, Review, and Subscribe!